April is the strongest and fastest person you will ever meet – or so she says to herself whenever she feels that she can’t lift the barbell one more time, or she can’t run for another 30 seconds. Fake it until you make it and all that.
April values being as healthy, fit, and strong as possible (which doesn’t necessarily mean being the thinnest. April ruefully remembers that her skinniest days involved way too many bacon double cheeseburgers, guacamole, and deep-fried taquitos. The point is that being smallest does not mean being healthiest, much less strongest).
April does not usually write in the third person, but it seemed like an amusing thing to do today.